The future of the Urus

"slipperysallylikespenguins" (slipperysally) 10/02/2018 at 23:01 • Filed to: None

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This is the unfortunate future of at least 80% of the Urus population.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > slipperysallylikespenguins 10/02/2018 at 23:07

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Unfortunate? Eh, this is an ok fate for something that shouldn't exist in the first place.

wafflesnfalafel > slipperysallylikespenguins 10/02/2018 at 23:08

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all ready for the next Green Lantern movie

FatherMcKenzie > slipperysallylikespenguins 10/02/2018 at 23:14

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Wha t’s really unfortunate is the Urus existence.

atfsgeoff > slipperysallylikespenguins 10/02/2018 at 23:15

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You shut your whore mouth, that color and finish is absolutely perfect for a lambo SUV

Frankly, anything is better than the dull monochrome sea of black, grey, silver, and white that fills the average parking lot these days.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > slipperysallylikespenguins 10/02/2018 at 23:15

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Ok so what is Lamborghini? They're the outlandish non-F1 racing super car brand. Ferrari is racing heritage bled into a consumer market. Lamborghini is a big ole middle finger to that. So, while I dont particularly agree with this kind of flare and design, it's very much in line with Lambo. 

dogisbadob > slipperysallylikespenguins 10/02/2018 at 23:24

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Nice Touregg

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > slipperysallylikespenguins 10/02/2018 at 23:26

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You mean like 80% or more or more of the current Lambo population?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > slipperysallylikespenguins 10/02/2018 at 23:33

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“Unfortunat”

Tacky things getting more tacky isn’t so much unfortunate as it is expected. Lamborghini knows their target demographic and the Urus caters to it. 

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > slipperysallylikespenguins 10/02/2018 at 23:34

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I must add, it is the Italian G-Wagon.

Nom De Plume > slipperysallylikespenguins 10/02/2018 at 23:38

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Y’know for a second there I thought you were referring to, thought this had, a gigantic drivers side towing mirror. Somehow this wrap seems pale in comparison to that faux brah pas.

Matt Nichelson > slipperysallylikespenguins 10/03/2018 at 00:00

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Ooo let’s play a game! T ry to figure out what vehicle is in the reflection.

Matt Nichelson > Nom De Plume 10/03/2018 at 00:02

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Pretty sure that's a lamp bro

slipperysallylikespenguins > Matt Nichelson 10/03/2018 at 00:23

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I’m gonna guess Tundra

Nom De Plume > Matt Nichelson 10/03/2018 at 00:41

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Obviously, less so in tiny format though.

Gerry197 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 10/03/2018 at 03:04

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The G-Wagon is a true BOF truck, legit no matter how much ornate stuff they put on it to sell to rich housewives in Malibu.

The Urus is a VAG platform crossover.   

bhtooefr > Gerry197 10/03/2018 at 05:35

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I think K-Roll-PorscheTamer’s point is that it will get used the same way as a G-Wagen.

That is, rich housewives in Malibu will drive it.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > bhtooefr 10/03/2018 at 11:18

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BINGO!